I want a girl with the right memory allocations Who is funny and witty And geeky as a white hat She's playing with her compiler She's putting up her source She's touring the lab And picking up slackware

I want a geek girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl who plays games early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted uptime Who uses a debugger to hunt down mem leaks With fingernails that shine like justice And hair that is red like fire

Who is funny and witty And geeky as a black hat She's touring the lab And picking up slackware

I want a geek girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl with a smooth leather cuirass I want a girl with good stat rolls At a gaming session we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my dice

She wants a computer that is penguin powered She wants a computer that will get things done She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen She's trading her win box for a white Apple laptop